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August 06, 2009
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watch: don't be a douchebag

If I hadn't posted the Mario Sex Tape video earlier this week, this video would take the cake for Video of the Week hands down.

Forget quoting "Jaega Bombs and SKANKS!" It's time to move on to this video. Just say it with me: Don't be a d-bag.



Oh so very Jersey. Oh so very right on point. Whoever made this deserves some serious kudos.

Fist pumping= cool when I'm fist pumping right back into your face.

love,
elizabethany
August 06, 2009
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my girl britbrit is rockin it

What an AWESOME week in the world of Britney news!! I'm so pumped for her!

The latest: She will be returning to the Teen Choice Awards this year. No, not to perform, and not just because she is nominated. She's receiving the Ultimate Choice Award for her "extraordinary contributions to the entertainment industry."

YAY!!! This is very true and I'm so glad people haven't forgotten it through all of her mishaps!

She's also nominated for three other Teen Choice Awards: choice music single, choice female artist, and choice music tour.

ALSO! If you haven't heard, she's up for seven VMA's!! Best Pop Video [Womanizer], Best Direction [Circus], Best Choreography [Circus], Best Cinematography [Circus], Best Editing [Circus], Best Art Direction [Circus] and even Video of the Year for Womanizer!! Ahhh!

As for both of the shows, the Jo Bros are hosting the TCA's, so I hope I can bear to watch it long enough to see my girl on August 10. Russel Brand is hosting the VMA's again with Pink, Green Day, Taylor Swift and Muse as the listed performers so far.

I don't think Brit Brit will be performing at either of them, but it's B. Spears. You never know what could happen.

For now, I'll just stay excited for her.

love,
elizabethany
August 06, 2009
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watch eTV: finding the rwdc cast episode 8

Can you believe I'm on Episode 8 already?! I can't!

Last week I grabbed my companion Kasey and we headed to a couple of places that we thought the roommates would be.

Did we succeed or fail?



I love capturing these adventures! Tonight is going to bring another one!

Thanks for watching! I really do appreciate you! I also appreciate any and all comments, and as always- Haters welcome.

love,
elizabethany
August 06, 2009
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on the racks: saved by the bell does people

Yes! You read right in the title!! The cast of "Saved By the Bell" officially reunited for the cover of People Magazine!!!



Look at how AWESOME they all look! Seriously... They're all gorgeous and I want to be right there in the middle just touching them.

I mean.. What?!

Apparently this was not Jimmy Fallon's idea, either. This has been in the works for over a year, according to Mario Lopez.
Everybody knew the 20-year anniversary was coming up," A.C. Slater, I mean Mario Lopez, told the mag. "This People story has been in the works for over a year, long before [late night host] Jimmy Fallon started talking about it. We were all excited about it."

Yes, Screech is missing. Turns out the entire cast has pretty much hate him since the days of his sex tape and becoming a ridiculous no-longer-celebrity. He's also writing a tell-all book called "Behind the Bell" which Mark-Paul Gosselaar isn't too worried about.
"What is he going to say? We were banging groupies at 14? I can’t wait to read his book, because I don’t have a memory of a lot of the shows. Maybe it was because I was doing lines off of the audience members’ asses. I’m sure he’s going to write something crazy like that… I’m not really afraid of what he has to say. There are not too many skeletons in my closet.”
I'll tell you something right now... I will for sure buy this People Magazine, and I will also buy his tell-all book when it comes out. I'm sure everyone will. It will be entertaining! BUT! I will fully support everyone else all the way.

Anyways, here are more of the pictures... I love that they got Kelly and Zack together again!





Also-- It says Zack is now 35... This is for their 20th anniversary. That means he was actually 15 when portraying a high school teenager?! That NEVER happens anymore! Cool man! [Random excitement, I know.]

Welcome back, Bayside kids!! Now where's Mr. Belding?!

love,
elizabethany
August 06, 2009
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watch: 7 year old drives the family car

Oh. Em. Gee. This is almost like my past dreams coming true, but now it seems a lot more scary!

I used to have dreams when I was little that for one reason or another I had to take over the family van and drive everyone around. [They always had something to do with me not being able to reach the pedals, though.]

Well, this little boy in Quebec put his dreams to life at the age of 7... When he got to drive around the family's SUV on a real road, with all of the family in the car.



I really wish I knew what they were saying. Can anyone translate?! They're just laughing, smiling, riding along with no seatbelts.

I mean... Wow.. This is uh... Not safe. Yet, it's totally awesome!

Did anyone else get to drive their parents' car when they were little?! My parents wouldn't even put me in their laps or anything no matter what.

Thank goodness the family had a good time. They should have made it even more interesting and played Jello, though.

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elizabethany
August 06, 2009
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this is called a cry for help

I'm just going to come right out and say it... I'm freakin' pissed at the people surrounding this George Sodini character who shot up the LA Fitness in Pittsburgh the other night.

He PUBLICIZED every possible "cry for help" that one could make. For months. He had a blog that was basically like a diary, documenting his plans to kill himself and how the women were so beautiful.

For example, this is the first line on his website: Why do this?? To young girls? Just read below. I kept a running log that includes my thoughts and actions, after I saw this project was going to drag on.

It's hella creepy, but true to form, I'm going to share it all with you. [Or.. A good bit of it, anyways.]

Here are some more excerpts from his blog which has been taken offline for obvious reasons:

December 22, 2008 : [Second entry]
Time is moving along. Planned to have this done already. I will just keep a running log here as time passes. Many of the young girls here look so beautiful as to not be human, very edible. After joining this gym, started lifting weights and like it. Much info about weight programs, diet etc on the web. Or anything for that matter. Instead of TV I can Google for hours to relax. TV and most movies are dull.

July 23, 2009:
Wow!! I just looked out my front window and saw a beautiful college-age girl leave Bob Fox's house, across the street. I guess he got a good lay today. College girls are hoez. I masturbate. Frequently. He is about 45 years old. She was a long haired, hot little hottie with a beautiful bod. I masturbate. Frequently. Some were simply meant to walk a lonely path in life. I don't usually look out, but just happened to notice. Holy fuck. I have masturbated since age 13. Thanks, mum and brother (by blood alone). And dad, old man, for TOTALLY ignoring me through the years. All of you DEEPLY helped me be this way.

August 3, 2009:
I took off today, Monday, and tomorrow to practice my routine and make sure it is well polished. I need to work out every detail, there is only one shot. Also I need to be completely immersed into something before I can be successful. I haven't had a drink since Friday at about 2:30. Total effort needed. Tomorrow is the big day.

Unfortunately I talked to my neighbor today, who is very positive and upbeat. I need to remain focused and absorbed COMPLETELY. Last time I tried this, in January, I chickened out. Lets see how this new approach works.

Maybe soon, I will see God and Jesus. At least that is what I was told. Eternal life does NOT depend on works. If it did, we will all be in hell. Christ paid for EVERY sin, so how can I or you be judged BY GOD for a sin when the penalty was ALREADY paid. People judge but that does not matter. I was reading the Bible and The Integrity of God beginning yesterday, because soon I will see them.

I will try not to add anymore entries because this computer clicking distracts me.

Also, any of the "Practice Papers" left on my coffee table I used or the notes in my gym bag can be published freely. I will not be embarased, because, well, I will be dead. Some people like to study that stuff. Maybe all this will shed insight on why some people just cannot make things happen in their life, which can potentially benefit others.

Sick... Absolutely sick. This video is just as creepy. He shows off his house to put on YouTube, and make sure you pay attention to the books on the coffee table.




Seriously... WHO WAS READING THIS AND DID NOTHING?! I want to know. All of his information was there. He blatantly shared what was going to happen.

He didn't share the specific location, but he said when it would be. He said who he was targeting. Why on Earth did no one stop this man?!

This is why things like this and like the V-Tech shooting happen. People notice, people know, but they do nothing.

UGH I'm mad. May these ladies RIP.



love,
elizabethany
August 05, 2009
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when your career with disney is over, the girls come out to play

Oh boy.

This isn't too much we haven't seen before. A Disney chic is leaked without her clothes.

Little Miss Vanessa Hudgens is at it again. It looks like some of her sexts.. I mean.. texts... to Zac Efron were leaked to someone not so trustworthy.



Aw, what a pretty smile she has.



Ooh la la! What a nice kissy face and pretty eyes she has!



Wowzers. Those are some knockers.



Okay.. Now she's just a pro at seducing the camera and it's a little uncomfortable.

She has other nice things. Things that are inappropriate for this here main page. Click here if you're ready for it.

Baby V.. Girlfriend... Be careful!

love,
elizabethany
August 05, 2009
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watch: random acts

These people are my heroes. I want to be just like them.

Why, you ask? Well... It's not because they're saving lives or anything. They're performing "random acts" in all types of places.

This is the first video I saw... It's a trio placing their order at McDonald's by singing to the tune of Jason Mraz's "I'm Yours."



So great. I would love to be the lady working at McD's. I'd be a little baffled at first, but I'd so TRY and join in.

I'd also want to be in the presence of any of these acts:







I guess I'd have to go to New Zealand to be in attendance, but it just might be something I have to do. Or maybe Ellen can have them on her show, I can magically be there, and they can do something unexpected to the audience. Hmmm...

Yeah, I know.. Wishful thinking. Ugh.

They're such great singers, though! And kinda cute, right?! Hmmm I wonder which one is available and who is dating Miss Tag-along....

BTW! I have always said I wanted to do something like this, and it is definitely in the works! If you live in the DC area and want to partake in a "random act" in public, leave your email address in the comment box!

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elizabethany
August 04, 2009
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tunes on tuesday 080409

What's today?! TUESDAY! So I now present to you the first Tunes on Tuesday of August 2009.



Aubrey O'Day--> Party All the Time



With all of the haterade that I feed Aubz, I sometimes forget that she is talented in something other than posing in barely any clothes. Her voice is good in this song, and I don't mind the song as a whole... It's just a weird concept to me.


Miley Cyrus--> Party In The USA



Does it bother anyone else that Miley is singing about listening to a Jay Z song?! I'm a little split on this song. I think it could be really good, but it kinda bothers me that it's her singing it. Hmph.


The Newjacks--> Magnetize Me



These guys are finally debuting their first album! This is one of the first songs on the album, and it samples President Obama which is totally cool. I'm a fan. PLUS! Half of these guys is totally from the DMV! +10 points!


Booty Luv--> Say It



These ladies are from the UK [and have a totally wack name, but whatever] and definitely have that UK sound. I like it, though! I'm boppin' my shoulders and stuff which is always a good sign!


Eminem--> The Warning



WOWZERS!!! Uh... I think he wins. He wasn't even being nonchalant about it! He straight calls out Mariah for her song "Obsessed." He's got phone calls and stuff? Busting on her belly?! YIKES! And are those clips of her talking?! SHOOOTTT.. No more hating on Em for me! He's GOT IT!


Fabolous ft. Keri Hilson--> Everything, Everywhere, Everyday



Hmmm... Not much to say about this song except that I don't mind it. I kinda enjoy it, even.


Jay Z ft. Rihanna and Kanye West--> We Run This



It's no surprise these 3 are doing a song together... They are 2 of the main RiRi supporters during the Chrihanna scandal. It's pretty good. I enjoy it.


All Time Low--> Damned If I Do Ya



I think I'm gettin' back into this kind of music for some reason. It's a little cheesy and will probably be in some corny teenage movie, but I don't hate it!


Madonna--> Celebration



So Madonna's back, eh?! I'm... Not very impressed. That's all I'll say.


Michelle Branch--> Sooner or Later



If you can't continue your Pop career, go country, right?! I mean, Michelle was with the Wreckers who made great country but uh... Nah. This isn't my favorite song.


Reba--> Consider Me Gone



I absolutely love that she's still around, for the record. Growing up I always heard Mom playing her, Gloria Estefan, and Celine Dion. Unfortunately, the other 2 aren't really in the music world anymore. Reba is, and she's still got it, big time!


Alright, that wraps up this week's edition of TOT!! Enjoy!

love,
elizabethany
August 04, 2009
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watch: mario's sex tape

Oh my goodness. This is absolutely fantastic.

It doesn't matter how down or in a bad mood you are, this video is going to make you laugh.

The only problem is... I don't want anyone gettin' in trouble for watching, so please click here if you're in the clear.

If not, come back another time. It's worth it.

love,
elizabethany
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